Epitome |
e·pit·o·me [ih-pit-uh-mee] –noun 1. a person or thing that is typical of or possesses to a high degree the features of a whole class. 2. a condensed account, especially of a literary work; abstract. |
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For the past week there has been an animal scratching, gnawing and romping around the attic right above my bed and it has been waking me up at exactly 4:30 and 7 in the morning. I told Maria, the cheapest lady in existence, about it three days ago thinking she would call animal control or something, but instead she just bought a trap, put peanut butter inside and stuck it in the attic.
Shit. Isn’t. Working.
And today I found out the animal is actually a squirrel when Sean texted me and said it learned how to get INSIDE the house and was chilling out on the dryer.
Fuck is this shit?
